A dapper Jedi, a man of "unparallelled exquisiteness"

This is the Male Human Jedi Character that my best friend is gaming in our SE SW RPG.
I asked the group to write up character descriptions a while back (for the purpose of asking an artist to draw, though I told them not of this...) and he (Joel is his name) wrote such a splendid little piece that I thought he surely deserves a drawing. I'll let him speak for himself.

"A man of unparallelled exquisiteness, Voldemort has an air of someone that is not to be taken lightly. From his flowing locks of chestnut brown hair, to his stern yet endearing demeanor, he simply exudes a veritable aura of trust and safety. His fine face is not all that radiates such attractiveness. his finely tailored garments of the darkest blue give a sense of intrigue, but not an unwelcome one. His chiseled jaw is set square with determination, his piercing eyes of the brightest blue are a stark contrast to his attire, but are equally determined. Clearly not a 'robe' type of fellow, Voldemort confidently sports slim dark slacks with a matching form-fitting (he underlines "form fitting") vest and button up shirt; and oh deary me but it looks good. Qverall, at first appearance Voldemort may appear to be just another well dressed man. Not necessarily attractive enough to be remembered or taken extreme notice of, but after further inspection he is obviously a well put together fellow. He is intent on his goals and brave as a lion, or another equally chivalrous beast."

I laughed my head off when he gave me this. lol

Character history wise,
He is a survivor of order 66, he was a young padawan at the time. His master helped him escape, but was subsequently killed.
We are running a dark times campaign, and he has joined the crew of a cargo freighter supporting the alderaanian resistance.
He wields a blue lightsaber.

I would love the artwork to be a scene of one of our favorite memories of this character, such as:
When he used the force suggestion phrase "It is not us you want, but the beady-eyed man." on some stormtroopers. (at which they promptly arrested their own informant.)

Or the time he got his lightsaber through Bespin Cloud City Customs by using the force suggestion "It's my medicine tube"

Thirdly, his *ahem* "partaking in the amusements" provided him in a hutt's palace, in the form of a twi'lek dancing girl in his guest chambers.

or finally, the time he sliced the door clean off of a Cygnus city police landspeeder.

Also, he recently acquired a droideka on the black market, which he promptly named "Mr. Stubs" if you wanna have fun with that.

thanks for looking, thanks for being generally amazing, and please consider doing this guy's character. He really is the "Life of the Party" if you'll pardon the pun.

*addendum
feel free to completely exclude the horrendous name "Voldemort" *eyeroll* what's a GM to do?
end addendum*

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HAHA Drig once named a Neimoidian character of his Pock Pocket. But the worst was another one of my friends who made an Ithorian named Kimdu Stranglepod. I made him change it. Because THAT IS WHAT A GM IS TO DO.

Boshuda

DOOOOOD. I'd so use Kimdu Stranglepod for my PC!

Well, they barely ever say each others names anyhow. Lol.
Plus this is their first campaign, I'll tighten ship next time. :P

The GM knows the will of the force.

We once had a Mon-Calimari in a campaign, named "Titlikkin Fishmouth"...

Oh @vicious that's awful. Lol. I can just imagine the giggles. And the gm's sighs. Lol

The GM knows the will of the force.

HAHA. I can see why you laughed your head off. XD

We drive our GM nuts by just giving new (ridiculous) names to his carefully thought out NPCs. We've run into a Sorcerer of Tund who will never be anything but 'THE AMAZING RANDO!!' for all time. And the trio of battle droids that worked on our ship for a while... Larry, Curly and Moe.

And our ship? Our ship... our beautiful, faithful, Citadel class cruiser... it's the WordBird. Oh yeah.

I hope you get a good pic for this guy!!! Sounds like the player has earned it. ;)

My friend, the same one behind Kimdu Stranglepod, once named a ship of his the Vicious Vorpak. He has an awful naming streak.

Boshuda

Aww, those are great names guys, my group had a rodian named nod and a yuzzem named grumble that drove the ship called the bumblebear. The Duelist