TheAdmiral

I was alledgedly born, though I have no memory of this. Shortly after achieving functional sapience, I realised that life was fundamentally an experiment in stamina, with the mindless masses of a species so arrogant it named itself as 'wise' the main protagonists. Shortly afterwards I simulatenously decided that the known universe would be a far better place just as soon as I became it's God Emperor and fell off my tricycle.