Tatooine Fluff

So the sweet little Bothan totally has a badass bounty hunter boyfriend and absolutely nobody is surprised by this development.

Hablyonus Pense

"Mhm! NO BODY! Not a person from here to the Corporate Sector was surprised! NO SIR!"


*Quickly shoves wilted bouquet of flowers into his trenchcoat.*

Hablyonus Pense

"What? She looks crazy, I look crazy... It seemed like a good idea at the time. but nah, it's fine. Just uh... Ask the stiff if I can borrow his face for a couple days. Tell him Mine's at the cleaner's."

Hablyonus Pense

"Eh, you're probably right... Besides, it's not worth having to emulate a haircut THAT bad..."